Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Big ethical dilemma
|Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged...
5000 dead lawyers
What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good...
The Parting of the Red Sea
How did Moses part the Red Sea?With a seesaw!
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
I’m Turner Brown
A small guy goes into an elevator, looks up and notices a huge dude...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the...
Blonde and 747 Difference
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has...