mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It’s called Blonde. It’s not...
Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we’ll...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
Newfie goes skydiving
|A newfie wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor and...
The Recruits
Ten Recruits had just arrived at the training camp and were lined up for...