Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
What just happened here?
|A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts...
The Adoption
Billie and Tillie were delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby...
Who handles cases?
|Nugent needed legal advice, so he walked into the office of Gregory, Ellis and...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
The fate of marriages
|It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...