Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Being hurt
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on...
The divorce!
A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is...
Irishman declares war
|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Had any accidents?
|The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was...
Unique job interviews
|Job Interview Quotations Vice Presidents and personnel directors of the one hundred largest corporations...
Wedding Anniversary
|A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...