Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Mr. Owls
Knock knock.- Who’s there?Owls.- Owls who?That’s right! Owls hoo!
Bitter end
Little Johnny’s teacher asked him, “Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, “bitter...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
God and Gay People
If God had wanted people to be gay… he would’ve made Adam & Steve...
Meet the Genie
A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course, lined...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
A novel idea
A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIScountry there is 79...