If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
Only once
“Miss Jones, we can’t employ you as a model,” the editor from themen’s magazine...
Saggy Boobs
Q: What did one saggy boob say to the other?A: “We’d better get some...
Short Lawyer Jokes III
Q: Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
No More Tricks
A newlywed bride and groom had been busy at “it” for three days straight.The...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Black guy and a Puerto Rican…
A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car…who’s driving?A...