A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
How slime flies!
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Commiting suicide
A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work...
I got home from work last night…
I got home from work last night and said to my wife, “You are...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...
Santa Hates Your Kid
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If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker…
If a man is bald at the front, he is a thinker.If he is...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...