Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
Sewage, Oh no
When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a...
Princess Diana alive?!
Q: What would Princess Di be doing if she were still alive?A: Scratching like...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Oscar Mayer? Song
Sung to the Oscar Mayer? song:His baloney has a first name,It’s “I did not...
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...