A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
This day holds a lot of meaning for me…
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day...
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s…
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick’s Day Parade, when one of...
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?
What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?”Stand back …. I don’t...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
Aids or Alzheimers?
A guy takes his ill and aging wife in to the doctor’s office.After a...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...
What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar?
Question: What is the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? Answer:...
More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...