Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Found In Superman’s Bathroom
Q: What would you find in Superman’s bathroom?A: Superbowl.
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Have incredible dogs
|Four workers were discussing how smart their dogs were. The first was an engineer...
Business Mergers
Xerox and Wurlitzer: They’re going to make reproductive organsFairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers: New...
Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
The long and short of it!
A white guy is being shipped off to Jamaica for a year with the...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.