Things You’ll Never Hear A Woman Say
What do you mean today’s our anniversary? Can we not talk to each other...
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night…
This woman has her bridge club every Thursday night and after a peaceful game...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Explaining his claim
|A farmer who’s been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
housekeepers
Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...