Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
Stupid Insults 27/31
Slow out of the gate. Smarter than the average bear. Smoke doesn’t make it...
Measurement of a Pole
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak with a...
A good idea
Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, “Why do you want...
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive? – Popeye almost killed...
Women vs. Dogs
Q: What’s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a...
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says…
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Listen,” he says to...