You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
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The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
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A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
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Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
OLD NEVER DIES 7
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What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
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Comparing Men/Women at the ATM…
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New Factory
The president of ABC decided that it was time to build a new factory....