Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?
How can a man tell when his sperm count is elevated?His girlfriend has to...
Old dying lawyer
A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Give us new missiles
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts…
Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to...
Question answer 05
|Our team is doing so badly that “Manager of the Month” isn’t an award.It’s...
There was just a dog fight
|A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own...