Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Black Jokes…
How do you stop a 3 black men from raping a white woman? Throw...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
The Code of Ethical Behavior for Patients
|1. Do not expect your doctor to share your discomfort.Involvement with the patient’s suffering...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
Love handles
One day as Monica Lewinsky was walking along the beach awaiting her Senate trial...
Top ten ways to annoy your waiter
|10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really...