Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
Wittle Wabbit
A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little...
Top 10 signs Santa doesn\\\\\\\’t like your kid.
Top 10 signs Santa doesn’t like your kid:10. Kid’s letter to North Pole comes...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Why Men Prefer Blondes
Why do men prefer blondes?Men always like intellectual company.
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...