I Want Some Milk
|Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left...
Elephant jokes 06
|What’s the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and...
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...
Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Flute jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players...
Cough Cure
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a...
A lecture about English
|A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. “In English,” he...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...