Long and Hard
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Mickey Moose!
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These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
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Plumbing
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
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One-Upmanship
A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
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A dog walks into a butcher shop…
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