Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
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The talking banana
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What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month? Because it...
The Politically Correct Country Club
Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
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How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
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Tired gynocologist
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Are the pilots flying blind?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...