The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
The new car.
There once was a snail that wanted to buy a Nissan Z car.So, he...
The Braggart Gets His!
The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he couldoutdo anyone...
What time is it?
On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...
Collymore change a lightbulb
|Q: How does Stan Collymore change a lightbulb?A: He holds it in the air,...
If Cray made toasters…
If Cray made toasters…They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting.
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...