Elephants IX
Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book – The...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
The blonde and the screen door
What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests…
An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his neighborhood bar...
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...
Snail talk
Q. What did the snail say when he climbed onto the turtles back?A. WHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grading of Final Exams
Here is a list of the ways professors here at the American University grade...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...