Bonkistry
Bonkistry Introductory Chemistry at Duke has been taught for about a zillion yearsby Professor...
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
To the Dump
You know yer a redneck when you take a load to the dump and...
Lenin’s silver ruble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
WARNING: New Virus Alert!
*** VIRUS ALERT *** If you receive an email entitled “Fighting Canaries,” delete it...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Me and My Boss
When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe...
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night last night?
Did I tell you I had this woman pounding on my door all night...
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm…
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...