Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Sounds of the Wild
|A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter....
Put-Downs Galore!
Some good put-downs…ya’ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
Welfare applications
|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families...
Haircut before Trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned...
What’s pink and slowly turns red?
What’s pink and slowly turns red?A baby chewing a razor blade.
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...