Real news headlines 04
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Confucius says again…
1. Woman who goes to man’s apartment for snack, gets titbit.2. Man who lay...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
A dog for a wife
It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his firstassignment, and it...
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
Before Viagra
One day, Jimmy is walking home from school. When he gets home, he finds...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...