How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Hypothetically Speaking
A little boy goes up to his father and asks: “Dad, what’s the difference...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
The Enterprise/Toilet Paper
Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?
What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?When the power...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
I’m just trying to be helpful
|A good samaritan was walking home late one night when he came upon this...