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The Break-in!
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
Bubble and squeak!
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Men’s Thesaurus
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Wipe your butt with a dollar.
Two guys were on a long drive back from a fishing trip, when one...
The ten ifs of employment
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Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Rules For Relationships
For those of you who don’t already know, these are the rules that are...