Will I live any longer?
|Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor:...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Pass out in shock
|The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his...
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was…
On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
Debate about the box
|An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are trying to set up a fenced-in...