A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Broken Commandmants
Newly assigned officers at Norfolk Naval Air Station here in Virginia are quite often...
No drinking in April
You should “never” drink during tax season.”You might shoot at tax collectors and miss!”
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Changing number terms
|In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...