Sex in a Marriage
There are four kinds of sex involved in a marriage.The first is Smurf Sex…...
How do you drownd a blonde?
How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the...
Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
Racoon Joke
Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn’t, he got hit by a...
Your Family Is So Poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on...
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?
What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs?- A fruit stand.
Insult Collection #15
If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...