Whats long, hard and full of semen?
Q. Whats long, hard and full of semen??A. A submarine.Sent by sam
A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Yo mama so fat… George Washington
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...
A bad habit
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...