Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Ring Those Bells
A new bellringer was needed for Notre Dame Cathedral to replace Quasimoto, the hunchback....
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
My Paw
A three legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west and siddles...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Good news and bad news
The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul...
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...