a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
Bill and Hillary…
Hillary Clinton is not feeling well. She goes to her doctor and gets a...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Bin Laden’s trip to the pearly gates!
After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly...
Bad habits
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break mywife of the habit...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Call A Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
Reasons to leave work
|1. Not spending enough quality time with the kitchen applicances.2. Came dressed in only...
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her…
A young girl goes to the gynecologist and he examines her.He says,”You have acute...