Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Grinch Quiz!
How to Tell if You’re a GrinchThis is a set of essential personality tests...
Commanding the dumb
|As we stood in formation at the Pensacola Naval Air Station, our Flight Instructor...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Prostitutes and Drug Dealers
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?A prostitute can wash her...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
Inflatable high heels
I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up...
A Woman’s Random Thoughts
Skinny people piss me off! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes...