Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
Ernie the Hamster
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet syndrome...
Undercover detective
|A tourist asks a man in uniform, “Are you a policeman?”"No, I am an...
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...
Condoms for My Camels
There was an old lady who heard you could keep cigarettes dry at the...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...