A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
BIG Trouble!
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous....
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Where are we?
|Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
Hard of hearing
|Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March...
Definitions
Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again...
Orange Juice
Q. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? A. Beacause it said”concentrate!”
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...