The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest…the grass was very thickand long,...
Monica at the Dry Cleaners
Monica needed to get one of her dresses cleaned so she takes it to...
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs…
There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach,...
tarantula with a rose?
|What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose?I’m not sure,...
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and…
The newlyweds showed up at the hotel and asked for the honeymoon suite.”Do you...
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?
What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...