Question answer 07
|How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives...
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex…
This man was having problems getting it up to have sex with his wife,...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
The phone call…
The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in...
Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
What does Bill Clinton say to prospective interns?
What does Bill say to prospective interns?”Haven’t I cum across your face before?”