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you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Penis Shape Research
After much discussion the scientific community decided to try to determine why the human...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
Blonde on a Cruise!
A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Family Tree
We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help...