More Monica Jokes!
Q: What’s the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
There was a young man in the Air Force…
There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well- endowed...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
3 babies talking.
There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Ideal Seduction Line
Age Line17 My parents are away for the weekend.25 My girlfriend is away for...