Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Star Warts!
|What do you get if cross a science fiction film with a toad?Star Warts!
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Beep-beep
The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Whatever you want it to be
Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity
A Negro was travelling in china…
A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...