Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
What\\\\\\\’s it called when…?
What’s it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down?Marriage.
Tax On Sale
A blonde goes into the drug store to buy some rubbers (so she can...
Who was drinking more?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
Bra Shopping
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to...
Another Bill Joke
Q: How are a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky alike?A: Insert Bill here.