God and Adam
It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, “Adam, come...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
3 Wishes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years,...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
Spanish singer Julio Iglesias
|Spanish singer Julio Iglesias was on television with British TV host Anne Diamond when...
4 nuns go to heaven
Four nuns are driving to market and get hit by a drunk driver and...
BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Identifying wasted time
|TO: ALL PERSONNELFROM: ACCOUNTING It has come to our attention recently that many of...
Microsoft Panhandler v1.0 (Beta)
|Redmond, WA — Microsoft Corporation chair, CEO and all-around babe magnet Bill Gates announced...
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...