Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The Raffle Ticket
A woman arrives home from work and her husband notices she’s wearing a diamond...
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
So what is your name?
The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told...
Thanks Doc!
A patient says to his doctor, “Hey, Doc! I’ve been getting these migraines for...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull…
A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman…
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke...