What do you get if you sleep under a cow?
What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent...
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex…
A Frenchman was arrested and charged with having sex with a dead woman. “How...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Why White?
A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
BANG!
What goes Clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clopclip clop?An...