General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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Arthritis is so cruel
“I’ll tell you,” he said, “I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.” “Crueller...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
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A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
This wife is too jealous
|There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
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Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.