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Most dentists chairs go up and down, don’t they?The one I was in went...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
Poor froggy
A little boy walks down the street with a dead frog on a string.He...
Brain transplant
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Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Who would steal?
|The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of...
Good and Bad News
An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him:...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
Internet highway blues
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