Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
blonde and the washing machine
Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load...
Alter Your Course!
This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?
How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn’t matter..Theres a Blackout!
Abbott calling Costello
|Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
We yanks just love to pass the blame. What other country can boast of...