Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech
Reasons Women Should Not Have Freedom of Speech…1. She doesn’t need to talk to...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Stupid Insults 14/31
Her learning curve is fractal. Her lint trap is full. Her lists are unlinked....
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...
Advantages of older women…
Advantages of dating older women…An older woman will never wake you up in the...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...