Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
New family driver
|Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
Impressing a Woman/Man
How To Impress a Woman:Compliment her Cuddle her Kiss her Tease her Comfort her...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf…
A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf...
Blonde quickies 181-200
181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief...
Work quotes
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry...