Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Why do women have arms?
Q: Why do women have arms?A: Have you any idea how long it would...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Two AA batteries
Woman goes into a hardware store and asks the clerk for two AA batteries....