Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Adults have learned
|Great truths about life that adults have learnedRaising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
50 things to do during an exam
You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant...
Organ jokes
|Q: Why are organists like a broken-winded cab horse?A: They are always longing for...