What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Jewish fly
A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink….he notices...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?”Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witness…
What do you get when you cross a Jehova’s Witnesswith a Hell’s Angels motorcycle...
What Not to Name Your Dog
What Not to Name Your DogEverybody has a dog called Rover or Spot. I...